Full Tilt puts me on Full Tilt

Why, God, why does FTP crash *only* when I'm sitting at 12 incredibly soft tables? Seriously, there were almost no names that I recognized and a ton of weekend warriors playing 38/6. So soft.

Oh well. Still had a $500 session, putting my MTD back up over $4100 (I lost $300 the other day in a crazy seesaw session - starting by losing $600, then getting up to +$800, then dropping back to -$300 over 2500 hands).

Fun fact: since September 1, I have had only four losing sessions: a 450 hand, -$61 session on 9/4; an 861 hand, -$235 session on 9/10; a 1228 hand, -$991 session on 10/01, and my 2469 hand, -$304 session on 10/1.

Against those 4 losing sessions I've had 22 winning ones. Playing well and running hot make for a nice combo.

Wow

What a crazy start to tonight's session:

3rd hand: I take a known donkey to valuetown with TPNK.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($69)
MP2 ($123.55)
MP3 ($68.05)
CO ($197)
Hero (Button) ($200)
SB ($200)
BB ($100)
UTG ($107.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3, A
2 folds, MP2 calls $2, MP3 calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $11, 3 folds, MP3 calls $9

Flop: ($27) 8, Q, A (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $22, MP3 calls $22

Turn: ($71) 6 (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $36, MP3 calls $35.05 (All-In)

River: ($141.10) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $141.10 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero had 3, A (one pair, Aces).
MP3 had Q, 10 (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $138.10

Very next hand, #4: top set gets cracked:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($239.50)
UTG+1 ($199.25)
MP1 ($363)
MP2 ($259.65)
MP3 ($40)
CO ($60.45)
Button ($223.10)
SB ($105.40)
Hero (BB) ($200)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
2 folds, MP1 raises to $6, 4 folds, SB calls $5, Hero raises to $24, MP1 calls $18, SB calls $18

Flop: ($72) 9, Q, 5 (3 players)
SB bets $72, Hero raises to $176 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls $9.40 (All-In)

Turn: ($234.80) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($234.80) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $234.80 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
SB had 10, K (straight, King high).
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $231.80

Hand 11: I am blown off an overpair:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($239.50)
UTG ($199.25)
UTG+1 ($339)
MP1 ($259.65)
MP2 ($40)
MP3 ($100.45)
CO ($223.10)
Button ($231.80)
Hero (SB) ($200)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 4 folds, Button calls $2, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $8, UTG+1 calls $8, Button calls $8

Flop: ($40) 4, 5, 6 (5 players)
Hero bets $32, BB raises to $229.50 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero folds

Total pot: $104 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
BB didn't show
Outcome: BB won $101

Very next hand, #12. 18 out draw fails to hit. I am beaten by some bullshit:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($74.50)
UTG+1 ($121.55)
MP2 ($197)
Hero (MP3) ($270.05)
CO ($200)
Button ($96)
SB ($103.35)
BB ($100)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, 9
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $9, Hero calls $9, 4 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: ($30) 10, Q, 6 (3 players)
UTG bets $65.50 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $65.50

Turn: ($161) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($161) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $161 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
UTG had 3, 10 (two pair, Queens and tens).
Hero had J, 9 (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: UTG won $158

Needless to say I wasn't too happy with this sort of start. Steamed a bit but didn't spew, got it together, and pulled off yet another $1k day. Since I hadn't played since my last session (3 days ago), that's another first for me, two consecutive $1k sessions.

MTD is +$3510 for 7.02 PTBB/100. Since the beginning of September I've made $8247 for 7.23PTBB/100, 28k hands. $170 an hour. Despite my slightly lower PTBB/100 this month I've made $214 an hour, because I've been 12-tabling most of my sessions. My MT ratio for the month so far is 10.29.

Hands like this are the reason why:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($90.15)
Hero (UTG+1) ($260.45)
MP1 ($200)
MP2 ($229.20)
MP3 ($478.45)
CO ($96)
Button ($200)
SB ($559.60)
BB ($238.70)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7, 7
UTG calls $2, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, MP2 calls $2, 2 folds, Button calls $2, SB calls $1, BB checks

Flop: ($12) J, J, 7 (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets $10, UTG calls $10, Hero raises to $32, MP2 calls $32, 2 folds, BB calls $22, UTG calls $22

Turn: ($140) 5 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $20, Hero raises to $80, MP2 raises to $195.20 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG calls $36.15 (All-In), Hero calls $115.20

River: ($586.55) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $586.55 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
UTG had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks).
Hero had 7, 7 (full house, sevens over Jacks).
MP2 had A, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $583.55

So, you can't blame the guy for going broke with AJ obv, but omg, how badly can you butcher QQ?