If there were any justice in the world...

...this would have been a hell of a motherfucking comeback.



What a brutal fucking game.

The highlight reel:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($409.50)
MP2 ($203)
MP3 ($206.20)
CO ($47)
Button ($283.45)
Hero (SB) ($383.95)
BB ($258.25)
UTG ($29)
UTG+1 ($223.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
6 folds, Button raises to $7, Hero calls $6, BB raises to $28, Button calls $21, Hero raises to $96, BB raises to $258.25 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $162.25

Flop: ($544.50) K, 8, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($544.50) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($544.50) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $544.50 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
BB had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).

Outcome: BB won $541.50

Had this guy right where I wanted him. Button was a nitty TAGfish with a 20% steal and an 82% fold to 3bet, thus the cold-call. BB is a decent enough reg. Standard AA vs KK cooler but Jesus Fucking Christ did this come at a soulcrushing time, right when I'm mounting a hell of a comeback.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($268.30)
MP2 ($103.95)
MP3 ($59.40)
CO ($322.65)
Hero (Button) ($200)
SB ($200)
BB ($38)
UTG ($300.80)
UTG+1 ($200)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, 7
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 4 folds, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: ($7) K, 10, 8 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $7, Hero raises to $23, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $76, Hero raises to $198 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $122 (All-In)

Turn: ($403) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($403) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $403 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 9, 7 (one pair, Aces).
UTG+1 had K, K (full house, Kings over Aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $400

This one was early. Not technically a beat, as I only had 40% equity in the pot, but I just happened to run into the motherfucker that open limped kings and flopped top set, still had a straight flush draw, and whiffed.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($46.75)
MP1 ($113)
MP2 ($265.65)
MP3 ($67.95)
CO ($183.20)
Button ($361.15)
Hero (SB) ($225.90)
BB ($100)
UTG ($206.60)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
2 folds, MP1 calls $2, 1 fold, MP3 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $12, 1 fold, MP1 calls $10, MP3 calls $10

Flop: ($38) 3, 7, Q (3 players)
Hero bets $20, 1 fold, MP3 raises to $55, Hero raises to $213.90 (All-In), MP3 calls $0.95 (All-In)

Turn: ($149.90) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($149.90) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $149.90 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
MP3 had Q, K (flush, King high).
Outcome: MP3 won $146.90

This one made me want to shoot something.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($102.45)
UTG ($210.55)
UTG+1 ($88)
MP1 ($68.40)
MP2 ($176)
Hero (MP3) ($387.65)
CO ($271.15)
Button ($78)
SB ($208.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, MP1 calls $4, MP2 calls $4, Hero calls $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($25) Q, 3, 8 (6 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets $8, 1 fold, Hero raises to $38, Button raises to $74 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls $36

Turn: ($181) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($181) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $181 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button had A, 10 (flush, Ace high).
Hero had A, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Button won $178

Standard I suppose.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (3 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($50.65)
Hero (SB) ($274)
BB ($187.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, K
1 fold, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $60, BB calls $42

Flop: ($120) 8, Q, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $86, BB raises to $127.70 (All-In), Hero calls $41.70

Turn: ($375.40) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($375.40) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $375.40 | Rake: $1

Results:
Hero had A, K (one pair, eights).
BB had A, Q (two pair, Queens and eights).
Outcome: BB won $374.40

Emblematic of my whole night, really. Although most of the money didn't go in with me as a favorite, my opponent can't help but flop top pair with a dominated hand in a 4bet pot. Even then I don't think my opponent is in good shape against my range on the flop. AK is the only hand I have that he beats here.

Such a brutal, brutal, brutal fucking game.