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2300+ hands for -$557 tonight. Totally gross spots.

Lost 200 in a totally fucked up hand. 7 handed, literally 3.5 dead blinds in the pot at the start. UTG (one of the dead blinds) raises to 18 (stack was $80), 1 caller, a player I thought was straightforward (cull stack). I 3bet the button to a committing $78, original raiser pushes for $2 more, cold-caller pushes for $120 more, I puke a little in my mouth and call. Original raiser had QQ, cold-call-shover had AA. FUCK. I actually threatened to hit a flush by the end, no such luck.

QQ < KK for a full stack against an FPS spewmonkey that limp-called and tarped me on a 442 flop (he very quickly gave it all away)

AK utg 4-handed, I raise, BB defends, we are 160bb deep. Flop 36K w/2 spades, he checks I check (don't want to play for stacks with TP against this player, he's a nit). Turn Kc, he checks I bet 8 he raises to 24, I call. River Td, he bets $70, a slight overbet of the pot. I puke in my mouth a little and call. He has 66.

26bb donkey limps from MP, I iso from the HJ with JdQd, donkey calls. Flop Kd Qs 9d. He checks I near-pot, he shoves for a paltry $28 more, I instacall. He has KQo, I miss.

I have QQ in the bb, same donkey on the button, now with 45bb, raises, I 3bet, flop comes K high, he stacks off with KQ.

And so on.

Only full stack I won was with a set of deuces against a mouthbreather that hit trips on the turn with TJ. Caught a set with 77, milked it for a half-stack. Squeezed a maniac with ThKh, check-called two bets on a Kxx flop, villain showed K8. Won 40bb with KsAs against AKo AIPF, flopped a flush. JJ squeezed from the button, 1 caller, a dumbass; flop came QKA (lol ouch), check/check both flop and turn, river brought paired 8's, I made a sick $20 river call, he showed 99. AKo got away with a nice 3barrel bluff on a 94388 board for $50. QJ flopped top 2 against a nit who called my flop CR, folded to my turn bet; certain he had AA/KK. JJ squeezed and a good reg cold-called the raise and the squeeze. Flop came A high, I bet, he called, turn bricked, I fired again, he folded. Figured I'm up against AQ and can push it off, or a pocket that just figures I'm getting out of line, quite often.

And so on. I had to earn virtually every pot I won, and stacked off in spots where I am more or less supposed to be. So much for my profit so far this month.