Monday, June 16, 2008

Some hands to show how bad this dude was:


Full Tilt Poker Game #6844806272: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:25:55 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (23,775)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (24,225)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 150
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [5h 4h]
gdshaffer calls 150
Dave4112 checks
*** FLOP *** [6h 6c 3h]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 600
Dave4112 calls 600
*** TURN *** [6h 6c 3h] [5s]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** RIVER *** [6h 6c 3h 5s] [Js]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 600
Dave4112 calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [5h 4h] two pair, Sixes and Fives
Dave4112 mucks
gdshaffer wins the pot (3,000) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board: [6h 6c 3h 5s Js]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [5h 4h] and won (3,000) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) mucked [3c 4s] - two pair, Sixes and Threes

Pretty bad river call with bottom pair, not much I could show up here with that's worse, but we're just feeling each other out at this point.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844810309: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:26:29 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (25,275)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (22,725)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 150
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [3c Qc]
Dave4112 raises to 600
gdshaffer calls 300
*** FLOP *** [8s Td Tc]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** TURN *** [8s Td Tc] [Qh]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** RIVER *** [8s Td Tc Qh] [8d]
gdshaffer bets 600
Dave4112 calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [3c Qc] two pair, Queens and Tens
Dave4112 mucks
gdshaffer wins the pot (2,400) with two pair, Queens and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,400 | Rake 0
Board: [8s Td Tc Qh 8d]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) showed [3c Qc] and won (2,400) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) mucked [As Jh] - two pair, Tens and Eights

Questionable but understandable river call, but I'm beginning to think "payoff wizard" in the back of my mind.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844820457: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:27:52 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (26,175)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (21,825)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 150
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [9d 8d]
gdshaffer raises to 600
Dave4112 calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Kc 7h 4s]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 7h 4s] [Td]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 600
Dave4112 calls 600
*** RIVER *** [Kc 7h 4s Td] [6c]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 1,800
Dave4112 calls 1,800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [9d 8d] a straight, Ten high
Dave4112 mucks
gdshaffer wins the pot (6,000) with a straight, Ten high
The blinds are now 200/400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 7h 4s Td 6c]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [9d 8d] and won (6,000) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) mucked [As 8h] - Ace King high

OMG what a horrific river call. At this point I realize just how bad he is.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844824460: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:28:24 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (29,175)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (18,825)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 200
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [6h 2s]
Dave4112 calls 200
gdshaffer checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7d Ks]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** TURN *** [Tc 7d Ks] [Ah]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7d Ks Ah] [Jd]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [6h 2s] Ace King high
Dave4112 shows [8c Ts] a pair of Tens
Dave4112 wins the pot (800) with a pair of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 7d Ks Ah Jd]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) showed [6h 2s] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) showed [8c Ts] and won (800) with a pair of Tens

You'd think he'd find a spot to bet his pair at SOME point during the hand.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844881792: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:27 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (29,175)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (18,825)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 250
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [5s Ah]
gdshaffer raises to 1,000
Dave4112 calls 500
*** FLOP *** [8c 2c 8s]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** TURN *** [8c 2c 8s] [6d]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** RIVER *** [8c 2c 8s 6d] [2h]
Dave4112 bets 2,000
gdshaffer calls 2,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dave4112 shows [8h 7c] a full house, Eights full of Twos
gdshaffer mucks
Dave4112 wins the pot (6,000) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,000 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 2c 8s 6d 2h]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) mucked [5s Ah] - two pair, Eights and Twos
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) showed [8h 7c] and won (6,000) with a full house, Eights full of Twos

He flops trips, slowplays all the way to the river. He's very lucky the 2 paired or there's no way I pay him off.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844887953: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:37:20 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (25,175)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (22,825)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 250
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Kc 2c]
gdshaffer calls 250
Dave4112 checks
*** FLOP *** [6d Th 6c]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 750
Dave4112 calls 750
*** TURN *** [6d Th 6c] [Qd]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Th 6c Qd] [3d]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [Kc 2c] a pair of Sixes
Dave4112 shows [6s 9h] three of a kind, Sixes
Dave4112 wins the pot (2,500) with three of a kind, Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,500 | Rake 0
Board: [6d Th 6c Qd 3d]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [Kc 2c] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) showed [6s 9h] and won (2,500) with three of a kind, Sixes

OMG FPS. Way to flop trips and be lucky to win 1 bet.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844917473: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 300/600 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:41:31 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (32,915)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (15,085)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 300
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Tc 3d]
Dave4112 calls 300
gdshaffer checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac 9d Ad]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** TURN *** [Ac 9d Ad] [9s]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac 9d Ad 9s] [Th]
gdshaffer bets 900
Dave4112 raises to 1,800
gdshaffer calls 900
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dave4112 shows [Jh 9h] a full house, Nines full of Aces
gdshaffer mucks
Dave4112 wins the pot (4,800) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,800 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 9d Ad 9s Th]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) mucked [Tc 3d] - two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) showed [Jh 9h] and won (4,800) with a full house, Nines full of Aces

Oh look. Another monster for him. Another slowplay. Another absolutely minimum win. FFS, if we could have swapped hands this match would have been over like 3 times over.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844940882: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 300/600 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:44:53 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (30,515)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (17,485)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 300
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Kc 2s]
Dave4112 calls 300
gdshaffer checks
*** FLOP *** [7d Qd Tc]
gdshaffer bets 900
Dave4112 raises to 16,885, and is all in
gdshaffer folds
Uncalled bet of 15,985 returned to Dave4112
Dave4112 mucks
Dave4112 wins the pot (3,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board: [7d Qd Tc]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) collected (3,000), mucked

Gee, because that's not, like, desperate or anything.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844954652: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:46:53 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (29,815)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (18,185)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 400
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [5c 3c]
Dave4112 calls 400
gdshaffer checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 3h Kd]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** TURN *** [5s 3h Kd] [6d]
gdshaffer bets 900
Dave4112 calls 900
*** RIVER *** [5s 3h Kd 6d] [2d]
gdshaffer bets 1,700
Dave4112 calls 1,700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [5c 3c] two pair, Fives and Threes
Dave4112 shows [4s 8s] a straight, Six high
Dave4112 wins the pot (6,800) with a straight, Six high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,800 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 3h Kd 6d 2d]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) showed [5c 3c] and lost with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) showed [4s 8s] and won (6,800) with a straight, Six high

I love how he JUST CALLED. Pissing his pants for the flush. He had a ridiculous doubleup hand here, and absolutely MUST at least minrase. Instead he settles for a moderate pot.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844962130: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:47:58 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (28,215)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (19,785)
Dave4112 posts the small blind of 400
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Th Jd]
Dave4112 calls 400
gdshaffer checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 4s Kh]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** TURN *** [7d 4s Kh] [Qh]
gdshaffer bets 800
Dave4112 calls 800
*** RIVER *** [7d 4s Kh Qh] [6s]
gdshaffer checks
Dave4112 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [Th Jd] King Queen high
Dave4112 shows [9c 4h] a pair of Fours
Dave4112 wins the pot (3,200) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,200 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 4s Kh Qh 6s]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (big blind) showed [Th Jd] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 2: Dave4112 (small blind) showed [9c 4h] and won (3,200) with a pair of Fours

A reasonable call by him here, but I can't hit shit.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844984034: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:51:10 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (22,415)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (25,585)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 400
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [7c 7d]
gdshaffer raises to 1,600
Dave4112 calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ts Tc]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 1,600
Dave4112 calls 1,600
*** TURN *** [Jd Ts Tc] [2c]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ts Tc 2c] [2s]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gdshaffer shows [7c 7d] two pair, Tens and Sevens
Dave4112 shows [6s Js] two pair, Jacks and Tens
Dave4112 wins the pot (6,400) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,400 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd Ts Tc 2c 2s]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) showed [6s Js] and won (6,400) with two pair, Jacks and Tens

He just can't stop flopping pairs.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6844997812: $20 + $2 Heads-Up Shootout (51910305), Table 1 - 500/1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:53:12 ET - 2008/06/16
Seat 1: gdshaffer (21,815)
Seat 2: Dave4112 (26,185)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 500
Dave4112 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Jh Th]
gdshaffer raises to 2,000
Dave4112 calls 1,000
*** FLOP *** [Jd 5s 2s]
Dave4112 checks
gdshaffer bets 2,000
Dave4112 raises to 5,655
gdshaffer has 15 seconds left to act
gdshaffer raises to 19,815, and is all in
Dave4112 calls 14,160
gdshaffer shows [Jh Th]
Dave4112 shows [Js Jc]
*** TURN *** [Jd 5s 2s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 5s 2s As] [2h]
gdshaffer: gg
gdshaffer shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
Dave4112 shows a full house, Jacks full of Twos
Dave4112 wins the pot (43,630) with a full house, Jacks full of Twos
Dave4112: ship it
gdshaffer stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 43,630 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd 5s 2s As 2h]
Seat 1: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [Jh Th] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 2: Dave4112 (big blind) showed [Js Jc] and won (43,630) with a full house, Jacks full of Twos

The final hand. Absolute setup. I should probably find a way to get away from top pair here but the board is drawy enough for me to feel pretty good about it. Unfortunately the donkey caught a miracle flop with the case J.

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