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All from the same $69+6 tournament:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7235671700: $1 Million Guarantee Satellite (54906253), Table 3 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:20:31 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 1: ShipITUPS (1,605)
Seat 2: worldtuffer (1,710)
Seat 3: matthemagnet (780)
Seat 4: brewtusKK (2,025)
Seat 5: gdshaffer (1,440)
Seat 6: tomboy1936 (1,395)
Seat 7: CMCMCM (1,710)
Seat 8: RestlessP (1,500)
Seat 9: Take My Loot (1,335)
gdshaffer posts the small blind of 15
tomboy1936 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Ac Kc]
CMCMCM has 15 seconds left to act
CMCMCM folds
RestlessP folds
Take My Loot has 15 seconds left to act
Take My Loot calls 30
ShipITUPS folds
worldtuffer folds
matthemagnet raises to 135
brewtusKK folds
gdshaffer raises to 660
tomboy1936 folds
Take My Loot folds
matthemagnet raises to 780, and is all in
gdshaffer calls 120
matthemagnet shows [Ah Qd]
gdshaffer shows [Ac Kc]
*** FLOP *** [3s Jc 6d]
*** TURN *** [3s Jc 6d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [3s Jc 6d Ks] [Tc]
matthemagnet shows a straight, Ace high
gdshaffer shows a pair of Kings
matthemagnet wins the pot (1,620) with a straight, Ace high
The blinds are now 20/40
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,620 | Rake 0
Board: [3s Jc 6d Ks Tc]
Seat 1: ShipITUPS didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: worldtuffer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: matthemagnet showed [Ah Qd] and won (1,620) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 4: brewtusKK (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: gdshaffer (small blind) showed [Ac Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: tomboy1936 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: CMCMCM didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: RestlessP didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Take My Loot folded before the Flop

I then triple up when 44 hits a set on the flop AIPF against AJ and AT.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7235727341: $1 Million Guarantee Satellite (54906253), Table 3 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:25:04 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 1: ShipITUPS (275)
Seat 2: worldtuffer (1,710)
Seat 3: matthemagnet (1,620)
Seat 4: brewtusKK (1,380)
Seat 5: gdshaffer (1,880)
Seat 6: tomboy1936 (1,345)
Seat 7: CMCMCM (1,010)
Seat 9: Take My Loot (2,780)
ShipITUPS posts the small blind of 20
worldtuffer posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Ts Td]
matthemagnet folds
brewtusKK calls 40
gdshaffer raises to 180
tomboy1936 folds
CMCMCM folds
Take My Loot folds
ShipITUPS folds
worldtuffer folds
brewtusKK calls 140
*** FLOP *** [3s 4c 9c]
brewtusKK checks
gdshaffer bets 380
brewtusKK raises to 1,200, and is all in
gdshaffer calls 820
brewtusKK shows [6s 6d]
gdshaffer shows [Ts Td]
*** TURN *** [3s 4c 9c] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 4c 9c 7d] [5s]
brewtusKK shows a straight, Seven high
gdshaffer shows a pair of Tens
brewtusKK wins the pot (2,820) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,820 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 4c 9c 7d 5s]
Seat 1: ShipITUPS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: worldtuffer (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: matthemagnet didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: brewtusKK showed [6s 6d] and won (2,820) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 5: gdshaffer showed [Ts Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: tomboy1936 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: CMCMCM didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Take My Loot (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #7235841443: $1 Million Guarantee Satellite (54906253), Table 3 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:34:18 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 2: worldtuffer (1,890)
Seat 3: matthemagnet (1,440)
Seat 4: brewtusKK (2,865)
Seat 5: gdshaffer (425)
Seat 7: CMCMCM (2,265)
Seat 9: Take My Loot (3,115)
brewtusKK posts the small blind of 30
gdshaffer posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gdshaffer [Qc Ac]
CMCMCM folds
Take My Loot calls 60
worldtuffer calls 60
matthemagnet raises to 330
brewtusKK folds
gdshaffer raises to 425, and is all in
Take My Loot folds
worldtuffer folds
matthemagnet: oops didnt c ur stack
matthemagnet calls 95
gdshaffer shows [Qc Ac]
matthemagnet shows [6s 2s]
*** FLOP *** [4s 5c 9c]
*** TURN *** [4s 5c 9c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5c 9c Jh] [2h]
gdshaffer shows Ace Queen high
matthemagnet shows a pair of Twos
matthemagnet wins the pot (1,000) with a pair of Twos
gdshaffer stands up
worldtuffer stands up
matthemagnet stands up
brewtusKK stands up
CMCMCM stands up
Take My Loot stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,000 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 5c 9c Jh 2h]
Seat 2: worldtuffer folded before the Flop
Seat 3: matthemagnet (button) showed [6s 2s] and won (1,000) with a pair of Twos
Seat 4: brewtusKK (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: gdshaffer (big blind) showed [Qc Ac] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 7: CMCMCM didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Take My Loot folded before the Flop

Wasn't just me, either. I don't think a single person got it in as a favorite and won, except my hand w/44.